Famous Quotes from ...
Woody Allen
- Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.... Woody Allen {view}
- Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.... Woody Allen {view}
- Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.... Woody Allen {view}
- There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?... Woody Allen {view}
- Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.... Woody Allen {view}
- Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.... Woody Allen {view}
- I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics... Woody Allen {view}
- I'm a timid person-I was beaten up by Quakers... Woody Allen {view}
- We were married by a reformed rabi in Long Island. A very reformed rabi, a Nazi.... Woody Allen {view}
- The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held... Woody Allen {view}
- My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.... Woody Allen {view}
- In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.... Woody Allen {view}
- I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.... Woody Allen {view}